With 1 Being the Worst, on a Scale of
1-100,
I feel like I’m a solid 45.
1-10,
I think I’m about uh 3(?) or maybe 4? Nah, 3.
1-5,
I’d say 2, only because I don’t want to say 1.
0-1,
I’m not a fraction’s worth.
- Sappy
Author: Sappy
Hello, thank you for checking out my page! I'm Sappy, a senior majoring in creative writing with a focus on poetry.
~Sappy Daze~ is a collection of weekly poems that peeks into how Sappy passes the days in a daze (._.) I hope you enjoy :D
~Sappy Daze~ Day 7
sometimes i wonder & leave the pickle jar unscrewed like the time i stole a hamster from my neighbor & still have but not want & the time i showed my bloody wound knowing that mother would scream i still am wandering to know why i did that & endlessly i still am wondering - sappy
~Sappy Daze~ Day 6
Yeah Right, I get it. You always have to be right. Well, you know what? You can write the right-handed way and you can act righteously like you are right now. But that doesn’t make you right, you got it? Alright. - Sappy
~Sappy Daze~ Day 5
Have Some Manners Being witty can be kind of shitty, but being shitty is not witty. Someone not witty, not necessarily shitty, is a dumbass. Someone shitty, not necessarily witty, is a smartass. I know that being dumb is bad and being smart is good. Still, I’d rather be a dimwit with shitty wit, than be a witty shit, who’s a piece of shit. - Sappy
~Sappy Daze~ Day 4
@#$%&!* I like to swear. I swear I’m not bad or uncivilized. I swear I’m a proper lady. I swear on my life. Hear me out: a knight who does not swear is no knight. All knights must swear an Oath of Fealty for chivalrous conduct. Here’s my oath: Oh my Lord, sweet Jesus Christ: I swear to you. Hear that? I swear to God! I swear I only swear to prove that. - Sappy
~Sappy Daze~ Day 3
Organic Strawberries among weeds flaunt the beauty of nature. They’re easily abused and if adorned in a chocolate dress then powdered in sugar, her blood elicits desire. My sweet flesh, devoured. - Sappy
