{"id":16004,"date":"2021-03-04T11:53:51","date_gmt":"2021-03-04T16:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/?p=16004"},"modified":"2021-03-04T11:53:51","modified_gmt":"2021-03-04T16:53:51","slug":"leo-the-mer-guy-chapter-four-unmitigated-disaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/2021\/03\/04\/leo-the-mer-guy-chapter-four-unmitigated-disaster\/","title":{"rendered":"Leo the Mer-Guy! Chapter Four: Unmitigated Disaster"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Spice Girls looked up at Leo, their expressions unreadable beneath their butterfly hair clips and sparkly outfits.<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Hi?” Posh Spice said.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Leo shifted from foot to foot, feeling like bees had buzzed up into his costume. “I just moved in. Down the street,” he offered.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Sporty Spice perked up. “Oh! Where?”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Leo jerked a thumb behind him. His house sat on the spot where the coul-de-sac turned into a proper street. The yard was empty, but he knew his dad would work his green thumb soon.<\/span><\/p>\n

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All five of them glanced at the house. Something passed between them. Someone snickered.<\/span><\/p>\n

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At Leo’s confused look, Baby Spice took pity. “You live in the Parker house.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“What’s the Parker house?”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“It’s where Genevieve Parker lived,” Ginger Spice gushed. “Now that was a crusty old bitch.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

They all laughed at Ginger Spice’s insult.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Leo didn’t know what to say. “Um. Cool.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Silence again. Leo was drowning in it. Coming up for air, he spoke again. “Uh, my mom wanted me to introduce myself and hand out candy with you guys.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

None of them looked very enthusiastic about it, or at least, Leo thought so. “What’s your name?” Posh Spice asked.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Leo swallowed. Well. There that question was. “Leo,” he said.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“Oh. Cool,” Posh Spice said. “I’m Andy.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Bella.” Sporty Spice.<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Erin.” Ginger Spice.<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Opal.” Scary Spice. Her expression was particularly haughty.<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Sun Woo, but people just call me Sunny,” Baby Spice offered.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“Nice to meet you,” Leo said.<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Well, Leo, we don’t really have a sixth chair,” Posh Andy said. “So, like, sorry.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“Yeah\u2026” Ginger Erin said, trailing off into another awful silence. “Want some candy?”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Sure.” Leo shuffled forward, then realized he didn’t have a pillowcase or plastic pumpkin to put it in. Lowering his eyes, he reached into the closest bowl and grabbed a handful of Reese’s Cups. He reached under his dress, putting them in his jeans pockets. They bulged ridiculously, crinkling as he moved around.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Leo was at a crossroads. The Spice Girls were all still staring at him. Should he stay? Should he go? What would his parents say if he came home just a few minutes later with his tail between his legs?<\/span><\/p>\n

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“So, I, uh–“<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“Trick or treat!!”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A trio of particularly adorable elementary school-aged kids had approached the table while Leo was having his internal crisis. They were dressed up as the three blind mice.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“Oh my gosh!!” Ginger Erin exclaimed. “Aren’t you the cutest?”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

All attention moved to the cute kids, and their pillowcases, which were immediately loaded with piles and piles of candy, much to their delight.<\/span><\/p>\n

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While the Spice Girls cooed and giggled at the Blind Mice, Leo shuffled away, slinking over to the next street corner and out of sight.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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