{"id":18839,"date":"2022-01-27T11:02:05","date_gmt":"2022-01-27T16:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/?p=18839"},"modified":"2022-02-02T15:34:06","modified_gmt":"2022-02-02T20:34:06","slug":"the-rise-of-the-band-geeks-episode-14-the-army-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/2022\/01\/27\/the-rise-of-the-band-geeks-episode-14-the-army-returns\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rise of the Band Geeks, Episode 14:  The Army Returns (Part 1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It started out subtly:\u00a0 cold sweat on her hands, the crawling sensation she was being watched, tension coiling through the back of her neck.\u00a0 Between homework, classes, and crying over the fact that she had to turn in her uniform last Saturday, Kendra didn&#8217;t have time to consider who&#8211;or what&#8211;her stalker was.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When she first spotted him, she was\u00a0<del>crying<\/del> studying in her dorm room.\u00a0 Her roommate was out and about, so she was all alone&#8211;save, of course, the random stuffed octopus perched eerily on her windowsill.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEE!&#8221;\u00a0 In her terror, she yeeted her calculus textbook across the floor and nearly spilled perfectly hot dining hall coffee.\u00a0 When she came to her senses, she realized the octopus was just staring at her contentedly.\u00a0 Smiling, its innocent visage harbored no malevolence she could observe with the naked eye&#8211;which meant it was harmless, right?\u00a0 She knew there was a cymbal kid named Franklin who was obsessed with these things, so maybe&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But she didn&#8217;t know Franklin.\u00a0 Franklin didn&#8217;t know where she lived.\u00a0 And, most crucially, Kendra was not on the drumline.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She backed away slowly from the thing and its stitched-on ovular eyes.\u00a0 She couldn&#8217;t take her eyes off it; if she did, she was afraid it would attack her.\u00a0 But it didn&#8217;t.\u00a0 After half an hour spent hiding in her laundry basket, Kendra emerged to find her room just as she&#8217;d left it, except now the octopus was gone.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She was on the Bursley-Baits bus the next time she spotted the octopus.\u00a0 After an afternoon spent practicing Taps on her horn in the band hall, she was wiped:\u00a0 her palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy.\u00a0 Her vision was so blurred with exhaustion she almost did not spot the octopus swinging from one of the straps standing passengers were supposed to hold onto.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Though horror rose in her throat, she did not scream.\u00a0 She was in public; whatever this was, the octopus could not attack her here.\u00a0 It could not\u00a0<em>do\u00a0<\/em>anything, anyway, because it was a stuffed octopus.\u00a0 She was imagining things.\u00a0 Franklin must have stuck one here to troll passengers and forgotten about it&#8230;right?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She decided she was sleep-deprived; 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