{"id":5122,"date":"2014-03-23T01:12:18","date_gmt":"2014-03-23T05:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arts.umich.edu\/ink\/?p=5122"},"modified":"2014-03-23T01:12:18","modified_gmt":"2014-03-23T05:12:18","slug":"voicemail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/2014\/03\/23\/voicemail\/","title":{"rendered":"Voicemail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a rainy Sunday afternoon I decided to give you a call.<\/p>\n<p>Brrringgg&#8230; Brrringgg&#8230;Brrringgg&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Flustered, my insides burst into shingles of confetti,<\/p>\n<p>Wrapping the curly cord around my finger, I was beyond elated<\/p>\n<p>that you finally answered me!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, hello Jay it&#8217;s Alicia from the train station last week&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>remember you gave me\u00c2\u00a0those directions to the post office&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>the one with the pixie haircut and the winged eyeliner!<\/p>\n<p>Well listen, anyway, I was just calling to say thanks, you know for the help,<\/p>\n<p>you don&#8217;t really meet a lot nice people like you these days.<\/p>\n<p>Once I was lost in the\u00c2\u00a0deserts of Arizona,<\/p>\n<p>gosh it was hot and my car broke down and not one person would stop and<\/p>\n<p>help me out, it was terrifying really&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>but you<\/p>\n<p>you stopped right before you had to get on the 23rd street train you were such a\u00c2\u00a0sweetie for it!<\/p>\n<p>My sister, her name&#8217;s Laurie you&#8217;d love her when you meet her, she always says\u00c2\u00a0there&#8217;s no good men in the city<\/p>\n<p>and I told her, I said &#8220;Laurie, what you need is to get out of your house for more than 30 minutes and\u00c2\u00a0then we&#8217;ll talk&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>HahahAHahaaha am I right Jay?!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I just have to repay you, how about a\u00e2\u20ac\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Haha you&#8217;ve got my voicemail, gets them every time. Please leave your name and number and I&#8217;ll<\/p>\n<p>get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>After the tone please record your message. Beeeeeeep.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a rainy Sunday afternoon I decided to give you a call. Brrringgg&#8230; Brrringgg&#8230;Brrringgg&#8230; &#8220;Hello?&#8221; &nbsp; Flustered, my insides burst into shingles of confetti, Wrapping the curly cord around my finger, I was beyond elated that you finally answered me! &#8220;Yeah, hello Jay it&#8217;s Alicia from the train station last week&#8230; remember you gave me\u00c2\u00a0those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":70,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[89,587,588],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/70"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5122"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5128,"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122\/revisions\/5128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}