{"id":680,"date":"2010-04-11T13:50:29","date_gmt":"2010-04-11T17:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.arts.umich.edu\/ink\/?p=680"},"modified":"2010-04-11T13:50:29","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T17:50:29","slug":"a-good-doctor-protects-you-from-zombie-attacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/artsatmichigan.umich.edu\/ink\/2010\/04\/11\/a-good-doctor-protects-you-from-zombie-attacks\/","title":{"rendered":"A good doctor protects you from zombie attacks"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I want to introduce you all to the great Dr. McNinja. The greatest doctor ever known to man. He’s got 23 degrees, including farming, and his best friend is a clone of Ben Franklin. His hero is Batman, when ever he’s stuck on a mission such as taking care of zombies or vampires on Mars Indiana Jones style, he always asks ‘what would Batman do?’ The answer is usually to bring the action to the badie and destroy him with either your pet raptor or a motorcycle that in a previous life had been a magical unicorn. But that’s all in between seeing his patients.\u00c2\u00a0 Considering that his office gets attacked at least once a story and that his secretary is a gorilla named Judy, for him to even have regular patients is a great testament to his doctoring skills.<\/p>\n

Sadly his parents do not like his career choice.\u00c2\u00a0 Who ever heard of a ninja who took off to be a doctor?\u00c2\u00a0 They’re supposed to kill pirates! And the occasional person if the job demands it.\u00c2\u00a0 Either way, a ninja is not supposed to heal.\u00c2\u00a0 His parents (especially his mother who specializes in explosions) make their displeasure known by booby-trapping the family home every time he comes for a visit.\u00c2\u00a0 They get pretty peeved when the traps don’t work as they should because just because he’s a doctor now does not mean that his skills are rusty.<\/p>\n

The good doctor usually has help for the missions that he gets wrapped in.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ve already mentioned Judy.\u00c2\u00a0 She’s all muscle and even McNinja has learned to not take her hot dogs.\u00c2\u00a0 And then there is Gordito.\u00c2\u00a0 His father was part of a raptor riding gang McNinja took down, but the 12 year old boy stayed put.\u00c2\u00a0 He grew a fantastic mustache out of pure will; there was no way McNinja could have gotten rid of him.\u00c2\u00a0 Ben Franklin helps on occasion too, helping out with the sciency stuff as it appears and his family will grudgingly help out if they have no other missions lined up at the moment.\u00c2\u00a0 Stay away from Dad McNinja if he’s in a interninja fight.\u00c2\u00a0 He came to the conclusion that ninjas tend to avoid things that are on fire (must be all the light that leaves them very little shadows to hide in) and thus lights himself on fire to fight them.\u00c2\u00a0 I have no idea how he’s managed to survive this far.<\/p>\n

The Adventures of Dr. McNinja is an amazing web comic, which means you can read it for free<\/strong>.\u00c2\u00a0 Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m going to advise that you wait until after exams to starting reading however because there is no way you’ll want to stop once you start.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s a radical ride that keeps you on your toes with absurd plot twists and quite easily convinces you it is the best thing in the world.\u00c2\u00a0 Ready to start with issue one?\u00c2\u00a0 Click here<\/a> then to start the first adventure of Dr. McNinja vs Ronald McDonald, who is not all that he seems to be.<\/p>\n

Simply put, Dr. McNinja is the best thing out there.\u00c2\u00a0 Who else would save you from this?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Your ninja loving blogger,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jenny<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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