
PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Early Monday afternoon saw a vessel of unknown origin crash-landing in the fields just west of District 7. One resident (who wishes to remain anonymous) managed to capture the moments right after the crash as smoke billowed from the wreckage. No agency or nation has yet laid claim to the titanic craft; some speculate that it is an experimental military spaceship, some extravagant film stunt, or even, however implausible, a ship of extraterrestrial origin. Stay tuned: we will keep you updated as new developments come to light.