Paint Me (Upside Down) Like One of Your French Girls

Do you remember when you were young and played on the monkey bars? When you were overcome with super strength and curiosity turned you upside down? The backs of your knees hinged over the metal poles and your body trusted itself to unfold and dangle. The wood chips became your ceiling, the clouds a fluffy carpet. Your world and perspective had changed so much and yet, you were still you.

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On Wednesday, I took the first class of a term of an Oil Painting course at the Ann Arbor Art Center, a medium I’ve never worked with before. In fact, I’ve never had any technical training on painting at all. I’ve always been a more splat and spread sort myself. But like all second-semester seniors who want to absorb the most out of this college life as I can get, I decided to buck up and challenge myself, destress after classes, and perhaps come away with framable piece of art.

The first exercise was to use our paints to copy a black and white photograph of a young girl. The girl was half in shadow, save for a little triangle of light where her eye peeked through. We also were not using any water with our paints, which meant that we would have to cake a lot of paint on the canvas because it dried so quickly. And things kept getting more interesting. “Now turn the photograph upside down,” our instructor, Claudia, said.

Suddenly, the face I had just seen before disappeared. Where her shadowy eye had been was now just an imprint of a hollowed out triangle (think pirate eye patch with a hole in the center). There was a slice of light that cut through what had been the girl’s neck. Where had that been before? To the left of her visible eye was a curvaceous bump: the indent where the skull shapes the eye bone. Where did her nose go? All I could see was a black dot in the center of the face. Not only was the model photograph upside down, we were going to paint to match this upside down figure. Claudia told us, “Don’t think of it as a face. Take each part of the photograph as its own shape. What’s connected? Where is the white space? Think tonally – is this dark or light?” This was easier since we were only using one color. You either painted a section of canvas or left it alone. But, still, this was no walk in the park for a beginner like me.

Now take your computer and flip it (or do a handstand and crane your neck). I suppose that my painting has a slight haunting Victorian schoolgirl look to it, but I walked away from class quite proud. Somehow, I had created this person on the paper in front of me. The ultramarine hue was beautiful and I hope to use it much more in the class. The girl’s visible eye turned out really well, as did her lips. I know there is much more to work on, technique-wise, but I think the most important lesson is to practice perspective. Keep challenging everything that you see. An eye isn’t just an eye. It’s a line connected to another line that doesn’t touch but curves around and loops back. A shadow isn’t just a dark spot; it’s a locus of contrast, of contact, of substance. I expect that I’m going to walk away from this painting term with a lot more on my palette than just a few still lifes.

Maybe it’s time for a trip down to the local monkey bars to get some more practice on perspective.

 

Awful Library Books

When I was in England this past summer, a good friend and I took the train to the quaint town of Canterbury for a short day’s excursion. While we moseyed along the ancient cobblestone streets, we found ourselves drawn to one of the thousand Oxfam second-hand bookshops sprinkled around the country. Not only do I love a good bookshop to while away a rainy day, my friend and I were there for a particular purpose, too. She and her boyfriend had created a game in which the rules were simple: one had to find a “weird” or “unusual” book (it didn’t have to be secondhand, but vintage self-helps and children’s books are always good places to start!) and give it to the other to read. The book that my friend had just acquired was a children’s book entitled: “My Big Sister Does Drugs.” Case in point.

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I always thought this was a hilariously fun idea, but never really followed through with it. But apparently, my friend is not the first to have had this idea of coveting the weird, the unusual, and the downright horrible gems of the literary world.

Meet the folks of Awful Library Books, a website mediated by two Michigander public librarians who have made it their life goal to hunt down the worst, sexist, racist, scary, suggestive, satanic, appalling, and questionable books that somehow ACTUALLY EXIST in this world. They accept submissions from people all over the world who have joined the fun and sent in their findings.

Some examples:

Satan for Kids

Glorious Macrame

The Man Who Loved Clowns

Even Men Can Cook!

Not only is this website a treasure trove for vast emotional responses and historical and cultural discoveries, the entertainment comes from the blurbs that site owners, Holly and Mary, write up about each book. Each book is also categorized, so like YouTube, ‘related titles you may be interested in mocking’ appear before you and supply you with endless hours of curious enjoyment. (Is it bad to say enjoyment? Awe, maybe? Shock? You decide!)

So what’s the point of this website? Well, firstly, it’s a collection, just like a library itself. But it’s also a time capsule – to remind us of past prejudices and cultures, and recommend that we try our best not to replicate them! This blog is a project of entertainment and education. It’s an ongoing work of preservation, just like any digital archive. Its goal is to cultivate a community of nostalgics and bibliophiles, who think that all books are worth taking a look at, even if you might not want to read their story. Sometimes, the worst books are, ironically, the ones that begin the most important conversations of current events, issues, and ethics!

Remember: Some pretty astonishing things are out there, if you keep your eyes open! And for all you writers out there, like me, who wish to be published one day, this site, Awful Library Books, at least gives you some hope!!

P.S. Submit your own Awful Library Book findings at http://awfullibrarybooks.net/submissions/.

2015 Favorites: Books

Favorite Books Read in 2015

In order, as pictured, from left to right and going down the typewriter-sitting pile: 

Speak – Louisa Hall.

Gold Fame Citrus – Claire Vaye Watkins.

Station Eleven – Emily St. John Mandel.

Bluets – Maggie Nelson.

The Ocean at the End of the Lane – Neil Gaiman. 

The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro. 

Let the Great World Spin – Colum McCann.

A Visit from the Goon Squad – Jennifer Egan. 

We the Animals – Justin Torres. 

Bats of the Republic – Zachary Thomas Dodson. 

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell – Susanna Clarke. 

So those are my favorites of 2015! I’m still working on finishing the last two, both of which are quite large and yet filled with such goodness that I want to savor every page. It was a year full of wonderful books and surprises and I hope next year will bring much more.

Let me know in the comments what some of your favorites were this year!

Merr(e.e.) Little Tr(e.e.)

my holiday gift to you: a celebration of [little tree] by e.e. cummings

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little tree

little silent Christmas tree

you are so little

you are more like a flower

 

who found you in the green forest

and were you very sorry to come away?

see            i will comfort you

because you smell so sweetly

 

i will kiss your sweet bark

and hug you safe and tight

just as your mother would,

only don’t be afraid

 

look             the spangles

that sleep all the year in a dark box

dreaming of being taken out and allowed to shine,

the balls the chains red and gold the fluffy threads,

 

put up your little arms

and i’ll give them all to you to hold

every finger shall have its ring

and there won’t be a single place dark or unhappy

 

then when you’re quite dressed

you’ll stand in the window for everyone to see

and how they’ll stare!

oh but you’ll be very proud

 

and my little sister and i will take hands

and looking up at our beautiful tree

we’ll dance and sing

“Noel Noel”

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As you find comfort within the sprigs of this picture poem, among the hugs and warmth of human kindness, let me raise a cup of cheer to you all.

Love thy trees. Love thy neighbors. Love thyselves and thy spirits. Love thy love.

There is nothing on this earth that couldn’t benefit from feeling your touch, your awareness, your acknowledgment of their place here in relation to yours. I wish you all happiness on this winter break, and may you all dance and sing in your own little ways.

Stretching Yourselves Whole Again

We all know the phrase, “I’m stretching myself too thin.” As college students, it’s sometimes hard to comprehend all that we’re actually doing and accomplishing in a day while fully wrapped up in papers, studying, parties, clubs, interviews, applications, volunteering, office hours, and hey, um, don’t forget sleeping, eating, and breathing! Rinse. Repeat.

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And I say, it’s about time that we “stretch ourselves whole” again.

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So let’s chat about physical fitness for a minute. Ever since I came to college and am no longer a part of team sports like I was in high school, I’ve become very phase-y. First, there was the running phase. That wore out. Next was the strength training YouTube videos. That quickly ran its course as well. I’ll always have dancing and walking in my pocket because to me, I never feel like I consciously have to be aware that I’m “working out.” We are all different beings, though. So whatever your exercise plan is, you do you.

But one thing we should have in common is stretching. Stretching is in a category of its own. It’s like tea in physical form. It can warm your muscles and your central system, while relaxing you to a calm. The heat from the mug can sometimes be painful to touch, but the more you adapt to its fire, you find it comforting and embrace it. It’s good any time, morning, noon, night, when you’re sick, when you’re sad, when you’re cold, when you’re stressed, when you’re chill, when you’re in pain, when you’re bored, when you’re among friends.

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Okay, enough of the tea metaphor, you get my point. I’m not even talking about hot vinyasa yoga, I’m talking basic gym class stretches. Taking a moment to rub out the kinks of the day, to drink in the quiet, to listen to how your body feels and connect mind to body. We force our body to work so hard through the day. Stretching is your way of giving back to it. It’s the best non-vocal way of saying, “Thanks” (which is probably better – because can the body actually hear itself talking to itself? Philosophers, physiologists? What’s your stance on this?)

Now, you’re probably thinking, “What does stretching have to do with art?” Stretching is a practice of stimulating both mind and body at the same time, just like painting, writing, acting, dance – only at a slower pace. The carpet or mat you stretch on is an open canvas where you can let your mind wander, explore your imagination and discover yourself. It’s active, just like all types of art. There’s no correct way of doing a stretch. You listen to your own limits, follow your own desires. It’s recommended to open the window, breathe in the fresh air, scratch the carpet, draw with your fingers as if you were carving imaginary loops into the ground below you, hum to yourself, transport yourself to a far-off sandy beach in your mind while traveling deep into your heart. The more senses you can engage while stretching, the better. Stretching is your time to be positive, to be graceful. Allow yourself to be surprised. In the time that you could watch a V-Sauce video, you could also generate waves of positivity and possibility within your body.

Trust me, even through this hippy-dippiness, begin and end your day with a quick stretch. You know how satisfied you feel after you sneeze or yawn? Stretching is like a slow-motion form of your body yawning. You will love how you feel and you will find that joy steeped throughout your day [okay, tea jokes are now done!]

Best wishes for this final exams week, everyone!

P.S. Here are some of my favorite stretching videos on the InterWeb (if you know any others, please share them in the Comments below!!!)