Things You Can Do With Girl Scout Cookies

Morgan Freeman takes some Girl Scout cookies at the 2016 Oscars.

You’ve seen them in your grocery stores and at your parks. You’ve turned your head to avoid eye contact, but everywhere you look, there they are. They’re sweeping across the nation to take your money and there’s nothing you can do about it. Who are these fiends? Little girls in vests and sashes. That’s right. Girl Scouts.

This spring break, we all thought we’d be returning to massive piles of cold, wet snow, but we were wrong. Instead of being greeted by the abominable snowman, springtime greeted us. And there’s only one thing that can add to the happiness of springtime: Girl Scout cookie season.

Sure, you’ve waited for them. You’ve talked about them. You’ve bought them. You may have even watched John Mulaney beg the troops to share these delicious snacks all year round and nodded in emphatic agreement. You’ve eaten them and savored every bite. But, did you know all of the creative things you can do with Girl Scout cookies besides stuffing them in your mouth?

You can…

  1. Lick them and stick them on your face as a fun mask
  2. Freeze them before you eat them (Best for Thin Mints)
  3. Build a shrine to them and worship them
  4. Give them to your mother, father, or other family member
  5. Give them to your crush or your significant other. They’ll love you forever.
  6. Cry over them and let your salty tears help to wash them down
  7. Put them on your forehead and try to get them in your mouth without using your hands
  8. Make a castle or a tower out of them
  9. Do some creative art projects with them
  10. Make ice cream flurries and milkshakes with them
  11. Throw them at people
  12. Use them as chasers (If you’re 21 and over only! Suggestion: Bailey’s Cream and Thin Mints)
  13. Hide them from your friends
  14. Buy so many you risk your roommates seeing you as a hoarder
  15. Use them to bribe people to do your chores for you
  16. Bake with them (Suggestion: Girl Scout cookie pies and brownies)
  17. Give them to people as birthday presents
  18. Create a picture frame with them and put a picture of you smiling with a box of Samoas inside the frame
  19. Use them to make a fun necklace that doubles as a snack for later
  20. Decorate your house with them
  21. Put them in your bunker for the end of the world
  22. Time yourself to see how fast you can eat an entire box of them
  23. See how high you can stack them
  24. Play Jenga with them
  25. Build a fort out of them
  26. Make a friendship bracelet out of them
  27. Carve pictures into them
  28. Determine which cookie you identify with best. Example: Do you like your cookies covered in chocolate? Did you know chocolate is peanut butter’s best friend? Do you like to tag along on adventures? You might just be a Tag Along!
  29. Tile a floor or wall with them
  30. Make ice cream sandwiches out of them
  31. Make a sculpture with them
  32. Build a home with them
  33. Play catch with them
  34. Write a message with them so the rescue team can find you when you’re stuck on that desert island
  35. See how many you can balance on your head and then eat that many

Oh, and one last thing! Grab them and eat them before someone else does!

Finding Your Study Spot

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In college, it’s especially important to find the best place for you to do your work in the most efficient and least hair-pulling way. First, you have to figure out whether or not you’re a home body, or the outside world is your best friend. If you can do your work all snuggled up in bed, more power to you (and I’m jealous); but for a lot of people, it’s important to have a little bit of a change of scenery. These people have a variety of options to find the perfect study space. Some thrive in the quiet, dusty, book-filled halls of a hard-working library like the Law Library or the Graduate Library. Others enjoy a room full of people sitting side-by-side all working in quiet solitude like the Ref Room. These people like the almost-company a room like this can provide, but still need quiet to focus. Others, still, prefer the muffled conversations of the UGLI where group projects flourish and watching television is only barely frowned upon. I, on the other hand, prefer to do my work in the half-quiet, cozy coffee shop.

Not just any coffee shop will do, though. Personally, I require a shop with the opportunity for a view outside and natural light, but not so much that I get distracted and want to leave. The shop has to be warm, and I don’t mean temperature wise. There needs to be something that’s inviting—something that makes me want to venture out into the frozen tundra and do my work even when I don’t want to. It also needs to have a combination of seating for me to choose from. Some days I want to settle into the worn-in cushions of an oversized chair, but other days I need a table, a wall plug, and a firm seat to keep me up and focused.

Then comes what I consider to be the most important part of a good coffee shop: good music. When choosing your coffee shop, the musical choices of the hipster baristas filling your coffee or tea orders can make or break your work-flow. The music should probably be something subdued and perhaps a little soulful, but not so much that it’s like a lullaby. It can’t be too loud, and if the words are too inhibiting, or the unhappy calls of a dying whale start to invade the calm flow of your indie-folk, it’s time to find a new shop. At least until a new barista takes control of the audio selections.

Now I know what you’re thinking. “Doesn’t your study space change based on where you are, how much time you have, and what work you’re doing?” Well, yes. That’s very true. That’s why it’s important to find what works best for you and have a variety of options available to you. Ann Arbor is a very special place because there is never a shortage of good study locations for you to choose from. And remember, studying and homework are not the most important things in the world. A good balance can be just as important as a good study spot, so make sure you’re working hard, but make sure you’re also doing all of those other things you love to do, too. Do your homework, write your papers, and study for midterms. Then, say hi to your friends, take a dance class, go on a walk, see a movie, and play laser tag. You’ll feel better and your balanced brain and body will thank you!

Good luck on midterms everyone! I hope you all get lots of As!

Midnight Book Release Parties

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Recently, one of the greatest announcements of my generation was made: there will be another Harry Potter book! Well, sort of. The announcement came earlier this month that the new play, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, will be made into a script book available to everyone this July. JK Rowling didn’t exactly write it, but the giddy excitement of anyone who has ever taken the magical journey to Hogwarts and fought Voldemort beside Harry, Ron, and Hermione is still palpable.

Excited? I haven’t even said the best part, yet. Along with a new Harry Potter book comes new opportunities to celebrate literature with people who care at midnight release parties! Remember those? Dressing up in your dark cloaks and coke bottle glasses and boasting to anyone who would listen that you were a particularly good finder so it was okay you had the yellow and black scarf. Stuffing your face with chocolate frogs and cauldron cakes? Playing games and standing in long lines all to do what? Be the first to read the newest Harry Potter book!

Now, it’s been a while since I had the good fortune of going to a midnight release for a book. Movies, sure. All the time. There are so many that have midnight releases, complete with dressing up, long lines, and the mad rush when they open the doors to the theater (Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, anything Marvel, The Hunger Games, Twilight, etc.). But books are different. Books rarely get as much attention as movies. Even incredibly popular books, like Rick Riordan’s Percy Jackson series, haven’t had any release parties (at least in my area). That makes me sad.

Being able to commemorate the release of a book is one of my favorite things to do. People of all ages and all backgrounds come together for one reason—to get excited about reading. Inside that book store, you’re surrounded by other people who love the book just as much as you do, who are so excited to read the next book, to touch the next book, that they can’t imagine waiting even a few hours. There’s dressing up, games, food, and excitement. Then, there’s something even more special. There’s silence. Everyone has his or her book. They’ve found a place to read and sat down with their noses almost touching the freshly turned pages. They’re feverishly reading and they’re not stopping until they’ve finished. It’s pure magic. And soon it’s coming back; hopefully not as a one-time event.

Art Against All Odds

Art is a privilege. So many people around the world have had to, or still do, hide their art. But art is special. It’s different. It’s a part of us. And we won’t give it up.

Some people are lucky; making and sharing art is easy for them. It comes in the form of little doodles at the top of a loose-leaf piece of paper during a long lecture. It shows up when you tap your foot to the beat of a song you just can’t get out of your head. It’s even there when you’re cleaning and, mid-sweep; find yourself in the middle of a beautiful twirl as if you’re a ballerina.

For some people, though, art isn’t as easy. Art takes more time, is more difficult to do, more effort to create. Someone might have told these people that art just isn’t for them, that they should do something else with their time. They may have even believed those skeptics. But, that doesn’t mean they stopped doing it.

Today I’d like to highlight three artists who I recently became aware of who, against all odds, have created, or continue to create, something beautiful. These people are Mariusz Kędzierski, John Bramblitt, and Paul Smith.

At only 23-years-old, Mariusz Kędzierski is the youngest of my selected artists. He was born without hands, but that hasn’t stopped him from showing the world his artistic talent. Kędzierski started drawing when he was just 16 and hasn’t stopped since. He uses his arms to draw incredibly realistic pictures and portraits that take him hours to finish, but look as if they could be photographs by the time he is done. Mariusz Kędzierski is a self-taught artist who never ceases to amaze me. His work is truly something we’re lucky to see.

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John Bramblitt overcomes a different challenge every time he goes to the easel. Bramblitt was born with vision, but lost his sight fully in 2001 after a series of epileptic seizures. For a lot of people, that would have been the end of their artistic careers, but for Bramblitt, his loss of sight was actually the beginning. Bramblitt has developed a few techniques to help him paint, but the most important is his use of raised lines on a canvas, which help him to navigate his paintings. He then uses either Brailed paint tubes or different textured oil paints to create full and vibrant paintings that seem to reflect the colors our emotions would show rather than our eyes. John Bramblitt is an incredibly inspiring man and artist. His work is an honor to see.

And last, but not least, is Paul Smith, the typewriter artist. Unfortunately, I didn’t learn about Paul Smith until after his death, which happened almost 10 years ago when he was 85; but that doesn’t mean I am unable to appreciate the beautiful art he made in this world. Smith was diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy when he was a baby, which caused him to take more time to learn various tasks and fine motor skills. However, Smith figured out how to make art even with his difficulties. He adopted a typewriter as his paintbrush when he was just 11-years-old and continued to “paint” until he couldn’t anymore due to old age. Smith used symbol keys on the top row of his typewriter’s keyboard. He worked in black-and-white until colored typewriters were invented, taking weeks, even months, to create his pictures. His art is impressive from afar, but even more so when viewed up close so the symbols are seen. While Paul Smith may not still be living, his art surpasses his life and continues to inspire. We are privileged to have the chance to see it.

Of course, these are not the only artists worth mentioning, but they are the artists I have chosen to highlight. All of these people did not see their disabilities as endings, but as opportunities to create beauty. Humans are amazing creatures, and they helped to prove that. These incredible people remind me, and I hope you, too, that art is inside us all, just waiting to come out. All we have to do is find our way, and we can all be artists.

The Gift of Friendship

Two minions stand in an open space. One has an umbrella and the other doesn't. The one without the umbrella looks sad, so the one with the umbrella pushes a button and another umbrella pops out of the first to cover the sad minion.

It’s my senior year, and while I’ve lost a lot of friends and gained a lot of friends throughout my existence, it feels strange knowing that the end of this year will mark another time in my life that friends will purposely leave and enter. I’m not upset about that—it’s only life, but because of this, I’ve been thinking about my friends a lot lately.

As it happens, today is Facebook’s 12th birthday, and apparently they’ve been thinking about friendships, too. In an emotionally charged compilation of pictures, Facebook came up with a campaign to showcase social networks, AKA friends. And thus, #friendsday began.

When I went to check out my video, I wasn’t sure if I’d like it. As I said, I’ve been considering my friendships a lot lately and I was a little nervous to see what Facebook thought about the people I surround myself with. I loved my video, though. It showed me people I care about and the moments that I shared with them. And even though I’m not as close with some of those people, or I don’t get to see them as much, I’m still glad they were in my video. Every friendship I’ve ever had has helped me become who I am, and Facebook’s #friendsday video showed a little part of that.

New Girl's Jessica Day scratches Schmidt's back while Schmidt says,

My mom once told me, “friends are like elevators. They can bring you up, or they can take you down.” Now, okay, my mom told me that when my two friends from middle school and I skipped a free ACT prep class to go to 7/11 and Rite Aid and she was trying to explain peer pressure and how friends can affect actions, but that’s not all that sentence can mean. It can be so much more.

Good friends can bring you up and hold you there in a warm hug of love and affection. They can encourage you to shoot for the stars and make you feel good about yourself and most everything you do. They’ll tell you to do things because they know what will make you better and make you happy. They’ll support you and tell you when you’re being an idiot in the best way possible. And, they’ll laugh with you until your sides hurt and eat grilled cheese with you at three in the morning just because you had a craving. These friends are good friends.

Amy Poehler's Parks and Recreation character Leslie Knope shakes whipped cream and says, "hoes before bros."

Amy Poehler's Parks and Recreation character Leslie Knope says, "ovaries before brovaries." Parks and Recreation's Ann Perkins sits down while Leslie Knope says, "uteruses before duderuses."

Bad friends, on the other hand, can drag you down to the depths of despair. They can make you anxious and stressed out. They can make you feel worthless and uneasy, like your goals are pointless and shouldn’t be reached for. They can do rude or obnoxious things to you that make you question why you would be friends with them in the first place. Here’s a hint: you’re not. Drop. Those. Friends.

Everyone deserves to have good friends who bring you to the top floor of the Empire State Building. Yep, that’s right, I’m sticking with the weird elevator thing. So, if you find yourself being lowered to some dark and stinky basement by your “friends”, just know that you don’t have to get off the elevator with them. Say good bye and find the people who really care about you. Believe me, they’re out there waiting to journey skyward.

Judging Books by Their Covers

I judge my books by their covers
And I know that is wrong
But put a book in front of me
And it better make me want to read it
That’s why it’s important
To give everyone a picture of themselves
And everyone a place to be
Diversity is important
In every form of media
But in books
Where imagination is key
The cover changes everything
So show me Brown Girl Dreaming
And let me Hold Tight, Don’t Let Go
Let me read what’s Written in the Stars
And be with Little Princes
Tell me how it is after A Long Way Gone
Call me Bud, Not Buddy 
Let me feel the love of Two Boys Kissing
And sit Under the Lights                               
And let me find a new book to read
With a cover that shows me all the magic
Of this magically different world