An Unfortunate Cookie
The only fortunes my family is okay with wasting are the fortune cookies we
receive after we pay the bill at a Chinese restaurant. I crush them as much
as I can until the plastic bag it’s in pops. I take out the slip of paper
with the red ink that stamps empty promises accompanied by lucky numbers
that were never lucky enough to win me the lottery. Then I toss the cookie
into the decorative koi pond. I have more fun feeding them than feeding myself.
- Sappy
Serenity
I’m grateful that a piano can
absorb ugly and form beauty.
My hands sink into the weighted
keys, my foot onto the pedal.
It’s cold and hard to the touch
but smooth and glossy.
It endures my beatings and rage,
a secret only we share, impossible
to expose. & by the end, the weight
on my chest has left me.
- Sappy
From A Poor Secret Admirer Probably
I’m determined to become rich
with loving memories of you and I.
Unlike money, love can’t be measured,
so prove you love me
with a savings account
of romantic adventures:
Front-row seats to a symphony
of your snores and whispers.
A limited edition perfume
of your morning breath.
A proposal so sweet
it’s topped off with a ring pop.
A honeymoon lavishly decorated
with your goofy smile.
Yes, I confess I’m a gold digger.
I’m greedy to live a broke life with unbroken love.
If you’re okay with that,
won’t you be my lover,
my clearance aisle breadwinner?
- Sappy