REVIEW: The Vagina Monologues

By the start of Saturday’s show, the Vagina Monologues had raised over $2,500 for Safe House, which was wonderful to hear. There were far more women than men in the audience–either it was the subject material, or maybe it was because the men were too busy watching the latest NCAA Tournament game.

The show was split into two halves: the first half consisted of students on campus telling their stories, and the second half a rendition of Eve Ensler’s play of the same name. Out of respect for the women in the first half, I won’t post any quotes or pictures. Instead, a checklist of things I gathered:

  1. Found out what the clitoris is
  2. That virginity is a social construct meant to control women
  3. PCOS (polycistic ovary syndrome) makes you have irregular periods, and makes it really hard to lose weight
  4. There is a huge lack of women and diversity in Hollywood (duh)
  5. Don’t spray perfume up your vagina!
  6. Just because you enjoy Anime doesn’t mean you have yellow fever (probably)
  7. Don’t hook up with girls and then refuse to date them
  8. Don’t refuse to take girls out to eat, but then offer to eat them out later
  9. No means no.

The second half–Eve Ensler’s The Vagina Monologues–was in a way more concise than the previous monologues. This was partly due to the fact that each monologue was actually from a compendium of interviews Ms. Ensler had conducted with over 200 women in preparation for the play.

Some stories were raunchier than others, some were funny and some were so serious that the Rackham Amphitheater got so quiet you could hear the breaths of the people in the audience.

One women said the word cunt, and then kept repeating cunt, as well as words that were related and/or sounded like cunt.

Another woman was obsessed with making other women happy, so she stopped being a lawyer to become a sex worker that worked only for women. She was a dominatrix that loved hearing women moan, and the audience received quite the description of the different moans she had heard from various women.

There was only one moment when I felt the urge to “man-splain” something. Regarding Pap smears, one woman wondered aloud why she had to wear a papery apron instead of a velvet robe, and why they used such uncomfortable instruments rather than something else more pleasurable. If Pap smears were like that, the hospital bill would probably be a lot higher than it currently is for the procedure. But alas, I am a graduate student in a physiology program, so medical things stand out to me.

Overall, the Vagina Monologues is a worthwhile event to go to, especially if you are a man. Although not as provocative as it might have been in a more conservative town, the Vagina Monologues is still a raunchy, R-rated show that can help you expand your horizons if you let it.

 

 

PREVIEW: The Vagina Monologues

For the past five years, the group Students for Choice has put on the Vagina Monologues at U of M. In case you don’t know, the choice is a live performance of Eve Ensler’s play of the same name. As you can probably tell, vaginas will be mentioned often, and in detail.

From the event page:

TVM raises awareness about the violence against women and girls, celebrates women’s sexuality, and talks about experiences excluded from the dominant narrative.

When: Friday, March 17 and Saturday, March 18 from 8:00-10:00 PM
Where: Rackham Auditorium.
Cost: $5 in Advance and $10 at the door
All ticket proceeds go to SafeHouse Center and V-Day.

Also feel free to like and explore the UofM Vagina Monologues Page!

 

REVIEW: Hijabi Monologues

Twenty minutes before the event started, the 4th floor Rackham Auditorium was already packed. Students, friends, family, and curious people filled the seats, the stairs, the walls, and the walkways. Organizers had to repeatedly clear the overflowing doorways, and we we were repeatedly warned that if any more audience members came, it would be a fire hazard and Rackham would have to shut the event down. Both sophomore event organizers, Alyiah and Fatima, introduced Halfway Hijabi as an event for Muslim women who wore hijabs (headscarves) to “reclaim our voices and our space rather than having others speak on our behalf.”

To create a safe space, photographs and video recording by audience members was not allowed. All that really mattered, however, were the words that flowed out of these powerful, well-spoken women.

The first of many female performers read an essay speaking of themes that would become a common thread throughout the night. Anger and humiliation at being forcibly strip searched at an airport because she had a metal leg brace. Comments like “you look like you came out of Iraq” and “This is America sweetheart–you can take that [the hijab] off now.” She ended with the words “I do not allow the hijab to limit me, so why do you?”

Another performer talked of women reclaiming the American flag from a symbol of oppression to a symbol of pride by wearing the design on headscarves.

Most of the performers were students, and they pointed out how often they walk into a room and find that they are the only hijabi, and having to represent the entire Muslim population.

Although many of the performances were raw and heartbreaking, a few of the women lightened the mood. One international student from Malaysia read a short speech regarding her reasons for wearing her hijab, and comparing what it was like to wear one in Malaysia versus the US. She concluded that “I was told that God wants me to wear hijab and actually I’m okay with that” and then hilariously quoted Miley Cyrus when she said “only God can judge us.”

The one musical piece of the night was naturally one of the saddest songs ever created: a rendition of Leonard Cohen/Jeff Buckley’s Hallelujah. It was not only beautifully sung, but also refreshing to hear it sung in this context.

My only regret about the event is that it wasn’t in Rackham’s larger auditorium. The Hijabi Monologues is the kind of event that should be shown to as many students as possible, because much of the hate and rudeness that these women experienced comes from ignorance.

 

PREVIEW: Ruth Ozeki Reading

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Every year, a book is selected for the “Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti Reads” program as a chance to promote literacy and civic dialogue in the community. This year, the council has chosen Ruth Ozeki’s emotionally touching novel, “A Tale for the Time Being.” The story intertwines the lives of Nao, a suicidal Japanese teenager, and a novelist in Canada who finds Nao’s diary washed up on shore.

This Wednesday, the novelist, filmmaker and Zen Buddhist priest herself will be speaking at Rackham Auditorium! Even if you haven’t read the novel, please still attend if you have any interest in Japanese culture or writing in general! As a writer myself, I find it always very comforting to hear successful authors tell me about their bumps in their road along the way.

What: Ruth Ozeki Reading and Book Signing

When: Wednesday, Feb 11 at 7-9 pm

Where: Rackham Auditorium

How Much?: Free!

Come celebrate the 2015 Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti Read and be a part of your literary community!

 

REVIEW: eighth blackbird

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viii.

        I know noble accents

        And lucid, inescapable rhythms;

        But I know, too,

        That the blackbird is involved

        In what I know.

Inspired by the eighth stanza of Wallace Stevens’ “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird” – indeed the Chicago-based sextet picked up the evocative feel of the poem. But I know, too, that some other magical, indescribable element is involved to make eighth blackbird what it is: talent and innovation.

One major element of blackbird’s contemporary style is dissonance, that moment when two notes clash against each other and you find yourself cringing a little. But the beauty of dissonance is that it’s an effortless effort to make someone appreciate the following note that shifts seamlessly into harmony. Without the dissonance, would we notice the climactic, chord-changing note that sets it all right? It’s hard to say. But eighth blackbird calls our attention to it.

My favorite piece was an original composition by the ensemble’s pianist, Lisa Kaplan. Entitled “whirligig for piano four hands,” it centers around spinning, chaos, and the circular movement of change. Not only did I fall in love with the whimsical title, I was intrigued by the concept of “four hands,” which I soon discovered means that two people play side-by-side on the same piano. The piece was divided into three movements. The first, “off-kilter,” showed a playful fight for a space between musicians. The two pianists stretched their arms up and under each others to reach the key just beyond their reach, resulting in a hilarious theatrical spar. Until truly, the bench itself was off-kilter and one of the pianists proved victorious by taking command of the entire piano, leaving the other, with no space of her own, reluctantly getting up from the bench. This, of course, marked the end of the piece, because you can’t play a piece for four hands without four hands! The second movement, “merry-go-round,” tinkled with the wound-up gracefulness of a jewelry box. I found myself closing my eyes as I was gently lulled into the peaceful recurring theme. Around the carousel we went…with childlike nostalgia…back into time…with this lullaby as our road trip soundtrack. In complete contrast, the third movement, “boogie-woogie,” showcased the body’s innate desire to jive. This was the ultimate jazz piano piece with all kinds of movement – foot thumping, body-rocking, head-banging, and most unusually, elbow-playing! Using the flat part of their forearms, the two pianists smashed their arms down on the keys in syncopated rhythms. Contrary to the expected “bull in a china shop” result, these spontaneous bursts of sound energized the background melody in a surprisingly refreshing way. It just shows that perhaps a little chaos in our life keeps us, well, on our elbows!

The ensemble proved that they weren’t afraid to bend the rules of music. Another spectacular part of their show was their performance of “Counting Duets” by Tom Johnson. Using only their voices and clapping hands, the musicians used numbers as a lyrical conversation. For example, two voices approached each other and alternated with : “1.” “2, 3.” “4?” “2.” “6!” “6?” and so on. But the magnificence wasn’t in the numbers, it was in the inflections, the tones, the way that the voices put on a theatrical conversation without using any words at all. It made me start to think about what music is…was this music? Just a bunch of people manipulating the way their voices said numbers? And then I realized. Yes. It was. Music, after all, is the artistic culmination of science, physics, and math, in its basic counting form. To emphasize the musicality of numbers and counting, eighth blackbird alternated between these vocal counting duets and romantic instrumental etudes by Gyorgy Ligeti; in the end, they mastered both the external and internal counting machines of music. And, more importantly, they’ve mastered the blackbird.

 

PREVIEW: eighth blackbird

 

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What do you get when you combine a classical chamber music ensemble with the energetic verve of a rock band and a sprinkling of theatrical spunk? The enthusiastic, thought-provoking, and genre-bending genius of eighth blackbird, a Chicago-based ensemble of clarinet, cello, violin, percussion, flute, and piano! “The blackbirds are examples of a new breed of super-musicians. They perform the bulk of their new music from memory. They have no need for a conductor, no matter how complex the rhythms or balances… [They are] stage animals, often in motion, enacting their scores as they play them.” (Los Angeles Times). As part of the fantastic UMS series this winter, eighth blackbird is sure to blow us away. They even will feature two works by composers who made their mark with bands such as The National and Arcade Fire!

What: eighth blackbird

Where: Rackham Auditorium

When: Saturday, January 17 at 8:00 pm

How Much?: Student Half-Price Tickets are $21.00. Recommended to buy tickets ahead at the UMS Ticket Office in the Michigan League.

And while you wait for the show to begin, familiarize yourself with eighth blackbird on YouTube!

Still Life with Avalanche 

Philip Glass & eighth blackbird