Bringing Classic Rock to Millenials

It has become the sad reality that classic rock is reserved to the small sub-groups of zealous fathers at tailgates and epic movie montages. This occurrence is not only unfair to the legions of talented musicians that are being forgotten, but also to the millions of people in the world missing out on critical stepping stones in the development of music as we know it. Although how we somehow went from Led Zeppelin to Calvin Harris in the Top 40 escapes me.

I am fortunate enough to say that my dad exposed me to Steely Dan, Boston, Black Sabbath, and tons of other classics as a kid on a regular basis. I became a musician, attended a music school for several years, and started a handful of bands over the years, which also helped drill a ton of musical knowledge into my brain. I’ve heard pretty much every Zeppelin, Floyd, Bowie, and Hendrix song a hundred times, and the music I listen to daily includes Heart, the Allman Brothers, Frank Zappa, Rush, and Yes. I recognize that this is a little unusual and I find this to be a major issue for today’s youth. People are losing the ability to mentally process anything other than computerized, electronic sounds and are missing out on a ton of rad guitar solos, earth-shattering vocals, and real musical innovation that changed the face of music completely.

To claim to be “into music” and not be able to name a Beach Boys song is not okay. Though this music is from decades ago, it continues to be every bit as revolutionary now as it was when it was created. We have to remember that these classic rock pioneers completely redefined music and influenced more social and cultural movements than we can imagine. When you listen to The Ocean by Led Zeppelin, you immediately recognize their influence in pretty much every modern rock band. The Beach Boys were clearly the influence for the current beach rock movement, Hendrix ‘s raucous style inspired Jack White and John Mayer, and Pink Floyd was the beginning of psychedelic rock, a genre now championed by Tame Impala. There are countless ways in which rock legends continue to influence modern music, and there are also countless ways in which their contributions are overlooked, leading to the mass production of utter shit music (sorry, Pitbull & co.).

Maybe if everyone just went out, bought themselves a copy of Dark Side of the Moon, locked themselves in their rooms, and listened to it on repeat until they understood the true meaning of music we would live in a world without synthetic, soul-less, over-produced, falsified pop music that puts a completely altered idea of music in the brains of the masses. So many people have grown up knowing only this, and it is my hope that some far-out guardian angel comes into their lives and introduces them to Janis Joplin and The Doors and allows them to see the light. Peace, love, and rock ‘n’ roll.

Bride and Prejudice and Adaptations

As a senior English major, I didn’t know there was anything new I could be taught about reading critically. Since freshman year of high school I’ve been reading books – both popular and “literary” – critically. A lot of my friends (especially my mom) point out how I don’t ever “enjoy” movies anymore. I leave a theatre, talking about how the story line was messy or how one of the female characters was portrayed as weak. As an English major, writing has to be your strong suit, but thinking critically has to be ingrained into your psyche to survive.

Which is why, when a professor of mine presented a new way to think about reading critically, I was shocked (and yes, downright impressed). He told us that instead of thinking about themes, he liked to think about preoccupations – what is the text preoccupied with? What does it talk about over and over again? Where does it linger, and where does it skim? This method has been time and time again perfect for the type of analysis we do in this class. By reading popular (genre) fiction, we’re engaging with the type of material I’m not used to in a classroom – usually boring, pre-1900 texts, and we’re lucky if we get to read something in the 1920s. Modernism, Romanticism – these are familiar topics. Most English majors have a favorite Shakespeare play, just because they’ve read so much of it. So it makes sense that with a new type of text come a new type of strategy – though obviously for this professor, it isn’t new.

Tonight, instead of reading or watching a movie for my film class like I should have, I decided to surf Netflix and sprawl out on my couch. I had the TV to myself for a few hours and I wanted to take advantage of it. I didn’t want to watch the show I’m currently watching with my roommate (Jane The Virgin, by the way, and 10/10 would recommend – I’m obsessed) and not something I’d get too attached to – I wanted to relax, not pay attention and be completely absorbed until midnight.

I settled on Bride and Prejudice – a film masterpiece, if I do say so myself. I actually started it a long time ago, but I never actually finished it. It’s light, it’s fun, it’s Bollywood – what’s not to love? And I did love it.

But I also constantly compared it to my absolute, all time favorite adaptation, the Kiera Knightly Pride and Prejudice from 2005 (sorry Lizzy Bennet Diaries –  you’re a close second). And it wasn’t in a bad way – I kept trying to place each scene, since Bride is set in modern times, and seeing how each scene corresponded. I kept wondering how and why they made the choice to make Darcy American/white. It wasn’t a bad decision, and in a way it made sense – Darcy as the outsider to an Indian family and tradition – but it could have made sense if they insulated the story completely in India, substituting London with New Delhi or Mumbai.

But then I kept watching – wondering why the writers emphasized love story between Darcy and Lizzie (Lalita, in this adaptation – seeing the new names was particularly exciting to me), why Wickham didn’t end up with Lakhi, and why the ending felt so compressed. As I thought about these differences, I realized that Bride and Prejudice was preoccupied with different things than the Kiera Knightly adaptation was preoccupied with. Bride wanted fun, lighthearted happiness – focusing on song and dance numbers, and cutting too much drama that would have dragged down the script. It was preoccupied with showing two cultures coming together, an added layer to the socioeconomic issues Lizzy and Darcy usually deal with.

I will be the first to say that I generally love adaptations. Sure, will I criticize them? Of course. Do I hate some of them? You bet *cough* Percy Jackson *cough*. But do I give them a chance, and appreciate what they do? Always.

When engaging with Bride and Prejudice, I realized preoccupations were something that drove it to be what it is – why not for other adaptations? Immediately Baz Luhrmann’s fantastic The Great Gatsby comes to mind. The film was highly polarizing, but it was preoccupied with things some people didn’t agree with. It created a visual spectacle that hasn’t been seen on screen in a long time, if ever, and it located the story in 2013 even while keeping it a period piece, something I’d posit would be almost impossible if not for Luhrmann’s genius.

Adaptations hold an interesting place for someone like me, a book lover and a film nerd – and I’d always been torn on how to address them. But now, I think I get it. It’s not really anything special, but I realized that I look at the world differently because of one professor. And I think that’s really cool.

Adventures in Coloring

Gif of a person coloring in a black and white coloring book with bright and vibrant colors.

This week, I decided to try out adult coloring books. No, these are not pornographic outlines ready to be filled in with a Crayola 64 pack. Instead, adult coloring books are intricately detailed black and white images that just happen to be the newest method of relieving stress. Yup, right up there with yoga and meditation, only significantly more fun. So, after class one day when I was feeling particularly bogged down by homework, I put my assignments aside and took out my brand new coloring book. Immediately, my childhood came rushing back to me, but I didn’t feel like a four-year-old. I remembered coloring with my mom and my grandma, my babysitters, my friends, but I was experiencing the act of coloring in a completely different, adult way. It was fantastic. I could feel the stress evaporating from my body.

All week I found myself telling people about my adventures in coloring. I urged them to follow my lead and even considered ripping pages out of my Lost Ocean coloring book to share with friends. But then, in the midst of one of my most spectacular encouragements, my friend warned me of the controversy surrounding adult coloring books. Controversy? I was utterly confused by the thought of it. She explained that many people view adult coloring books as a way to further infantilize adults, especially young adults in the millennial generation. Coloring books are seen as a crutch to keep people closer to their childhood so they take longer to “grow up” and therefore take longer to make “valuable contributions” to the community.

Well, as you can probably tell, I am in complete disagreement with these coloring disbelievers. Our values as a culture are changing. Nothing is as black and white as it was once perceived. Things like gender and sexuality, which were once considered completely binary, are no longer perceived that way. The world is leaning towards acceptance, although it’s a slow tilt, and that has opened up our world to more people and more ideas than ever before. Everything is changing. Why not embrace the change and accept the value of doing something as seemingly simple and creative as coloring? Just because a person takes the time to fill out a page in a coloring book doesn’t mean he or she is not taking the time to contribute to society in a valuable way. In fact, taking the time for ones self that coloring allows could give a person a chance to develop even better ways to contribute by opening up the creative side so many adults don’t have the opportunity to access in their nine-to-five jobs.

I asked my friends why they like to color and not a single one said it reminded them of childhood. One friend said, “I find it incredibly relaxing. Lots of things change, but coloring always feels the same. The important decisions during that time are what page to pick and whether to go with green or purple. It’s so simple!” Another friend said, “I like coloring because it makes me feel artistic when I’m not really.” In a world filled with constant complex choices and structure, why not take a moment to appreciate the simplicity and creativity of a coloring book?

The New That’s What She Said

Ah, the sexual innuendo. Comedy at it’s best. Simultaneously low-hanging fruit and a playground for elaboration and weird twists and turns. Just this past Friday ComCo ended their improv show with some downright dirty “I like my men like I like my…” jokes – not only a refreshing departure from jokes about women (been there, done that), but a great way to compare men to clocks. Those dongs though.

The best token innuendo to carry around in your pocket in recent years has been the well-renowned and oft-overused “that’s what she said,” the catchphrase of one Michael Scott, manager of Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton office. I would give you some examples of this timing-reliant joke, but it might be better to show you one of the best scenes in which it is used:

Though the fad of the “that’s what she said” has passed, it is still one of the classic meme’s of our generation, and a safety net to fall back on when in a war of wit and out of retorts.  As generally happens, though, there is a new kid in town, thanks to a very special detective from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Detective Jake Peralta will never pass up the opportunity to turn a relatively innocent comment into a slight about one’s sex life, and as a result has developed a pair of spectacular comebacks. “That’s the name of your sex tape” and “That was your nickname in high school” might seem innocuous enough on first glance, but timed right and land hard. Here are a few examples of titles/nicknames, because there isn’t a good montage online:

“Kind, sober, and fully dressed.”
“It’s not your fault, I was terrible.”
“I’m terrible at this, when can we stop.”
“But seriously, what is taking so long?”
“I’m sorry about tonight!”
“It was slightly less unbearable with you.”
“Not even going to touch that.”

These jokes haven’t quite caught on yet, but I imagine that their day is right around the corner. In a country where we turn everything into sex, we might as well enjoy ourselves while we do it, which is why I carry these two quips around with me, waiting for just the right moment to pull them out. Until they set their roots in pop culture, I know I will get more than a few confused looks, but it’s worth the last laugh.

Now, about the Aristocrats…

Dino DNA!

It is axiomatic to say that Jurassic Park made many kids want to become paleontologists. Quite odd given how many people die because of dinosaurs in that film. To which I say, I suppose my initial statement excludes those children who were terrified upon seeing a man be eaten alive by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. But despite the necessary kill count of a monster movie, Spielberg still manages to dazzle the viewer with the marvel of the “veggie-saurus”.

But perhaps the marvel appears to soon? Jaws is probably the closest film to Jurassic Park out of Spielberg’s filmography. The critical difference is when the monsters appear for the first time. For Jaws, we never get a full visual of the shark until the final act. Prior to that, all we saw was its fin and the people getting thrown about in the water. However, Jurassic Park gives us a Brachiosaur when we haven’t even gotten halfway through the film. The difference in the timing of the big reveal is telling of what kind of monster film the two Spielberg classics are. Jaws is more horrifying and suspenseful because of the late reveal, while Jurassic Park is a spectacle, mirroring the purpose of John Hammond’s park in the film.

For the late Roger Ebert, this difference is what made Jurassic Park a lesser film compared to Jaws. However, I think the point of Jurassic Park was not the same as Jaws, and is thus, incomparable.

When we first see a dinosaur, it is stunning, majestic. The setting contains picturesque skies and rolling fields next to glistening lakes. Herds of dinosaurs graze about. It is nice, arguably, almost too nice. Afterwards, we see the Raptor cage. However, we do not see the carnivores, we only see the aftermath of their feeding session. As the two paleontologists, Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler (along with the ever charming and hilarious Dr. Malcolm) see the first couple of dinosaurs; they begin to question how wise this all is. In other words, they wonder about the implications of having the revival of a long extinct species, like when Dr. Malcolm says, “Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.” How can anyone hope to control, let alone understand, such an ancient species from such an ancient environment?

Lets consider this question, first, through the plot elements that include dinosaurs. We initially see the herbivores and carnivores in isolation. However, as the movie progresses, we see the T-Rex hunting other dinosaurs. Also, as Dr. Malcolm predicted, the dinosaurs are breeding despite being all female. It is progression – nature finds its way.

An image that shows this progression frames the core plot of the film. When the characters first land, we get a close up of the Jurassic Park logo on the jeep door. It is clean, new, and pristine. When the film ends and they are leaving on the jeep, we get another close up of the logo. Now it is covered in dirt.

There is another thing that is covered in dirt, or rather, mud – Nedry’s can he uses to transport the embryos. Natural forces bring on even his demise. Despite his calculated manner in which he steals the embryos, once outside, he crashes twice because of the reduced vision caused by the rain. Honestly, you can even consider karma a natural force, and Nedry gets his fair share of it.

It is all an illusion of control. The control never existed. Comically, this mirrors Spielberg’s experience while making this movie – even Jaws. When they were shooting the scene where the T-Rex breaks free, the rain was causing the machine to be too heavy, meaning it would not move properly. The shark in Jaws also had a lot of technical difficulties. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. It is a stretch, but this film, the more you think about it, is actually quite meta. Maybe not blatantly so, but it is there, hidden beneath the mud.

Although I had seen this film many times before (I had a VHS copy and I would watch it over and over again as a child), this was the first time I had seen it on a big screen. I must really thank the State Theatre and the Michigan Theatre for constantly providing the opportunity to watch such classics that I was never able to watch in a theatre with other people – the atmosphere films were intended for. Seeing the famous moments in the big screen added a new sense of tension. The water rippling in the cup, the T-Rex roaring for the first time, the kitchen scene, the first dinosaur experience, the T-Rex chase scene, the ending fight between the T-Rex and the Raptors, and so on.

I just want to gush and gush. But I won’t.

I’m not saying that the film is perfect; for they’re quite a lot of blatant continuity errors. But, who cares? Who cares when you can watch fucking dinosaurs. NEED I SAY MORE? See what this flick reduces me to? I devolve into a little child. Only great blockbusters can do that (just listening to the score does it for me).

The Spielberg marathon is still going on. Films like Saving Private Ryan and Raiders of the Lost Ark are coming up, so I suggest you go watch it on the big screen. Get some friends to go with you. GOOD TIMES

Weekend Watch – “Funny Ha Ha”

My first introduction to the ‘mumblecore’ movement, popularized by filmmakers like the Duplass brothers and Joe Swanberg, was Swanberg’s “Drinking Buddies.” Wikipedia calls mumblecore “a subgenre of independent film characterized by low budget production values and amateur actors, heavily focused on naturalistic dialogue.” I’ve always been intrigued by the genre, so I was excited to kick off the weekend by sitting back and watching “Funny Ha Ha,” the debut of writer-director Andrew Bujalski, the so-called “Godfather of Mumblecore.”

I’m very susceptible to the charms of mumblecore; based on the two Swanberg movies I’ve seen, the other one being “Happy Christmas,” I’m always instantly enchanted by the improvised dialogue and striking realness of the style, so much so that I’m able to easily overlook the movies’ flaws. Comments I read online about “Happy Christmas” criticized Anna Kendrick’s overly improvised dialogue, the way she constantly stammered “um” as if the actress genuinely didn’t know what to say, and others criticized the thinness of the plot. For me, these things worked fine. What can I say? The style just doesn’t work for some people, and I can totally understand why. But these movies seem to be tailor-made for my tastes.

Still, I wasn’t prepared for quite how low-budget, how awkward, how mumble-y “Funny Ha Ha” was. The film has been called the first mumblecore movie, and after only a couple minutes, I could see that that was true. The movie takes the ‘rough around the edges’ style of the genre and really abides by it. The sound design is, frankly, terrible; when characters off-camera speak to characters on-camera, their voices are very visibly coming from different directions, and dialogue during crowded scenes is difficult to make out. The camerawork, too, is so shoddy. The movie is shot on 16mm, and it benefits from the lush texture of film, but the whole thing looks like a student film. I was expecting low-budget indie movie, but I wasn’t used to this low-budget.

The first few minutes, I thought, Oh god, this might actually be a terrible movie. The technical shoddiness was hard to get past, and the acting was pretty bad in some spots. I mean, a lot of the awkwardness of the movie is intentional, but especially at the beginning, some of the line readings and expressions just looked too unnatural to even be real. One character in particular, a friend named Rachel, is just so uncomfortable to watch, especially because the camera hovers on her for a strangely long time. All her jokes are lame, and she kind of laughs as she tells them as if they should be funny, but I had no idea if I was supposed to laugh at her or if the actress was just really bad at delivering the jokes.

After I sank in and got used to the style of the movie, though, I was able to go along with it. After half an hour or so, I thought, Okay, I like this movie. It’s clearly very early in the evolution of the movement, so it makes sense that it’d be like this. But it has something to offer. And then, by the time I reached the end, I adored it.

To begin with, the lead actress, Kate Dollenmayer, is really great as Marnie. Aside from a very minor role in one other Bujalski movie, this is her only credit as an actress, and she knocks it out of the park. There’s nothing showy about it, nothing extremely dramatic. Everything is subtle, like the way her face changes when she’s annoyed that her friend Mitchell (played by Bujalski himself) wants her to be so perky all the time. Even her physical look, though, is perfect for the part. Though she is thin and white, she doesn’t have the conventional Hollywood beauty that people expect from a character like her. Still, you’re inclined to believe Mitchell anyway when he assumes that 90% of the men she knows are in love with Marnie, because there’s something so endearing about her. She’s not babbly and ‘adorkable’ in the Anna Kendrick/Jennifer Lawrence sense, or even in the Greta Gerwig sense (Frances Ha is one of the many movies that, technically speaking, has basically the same plot as this one). She’s just kind of quiet, and when she gets angry she almost immediately feels bad for being angry and takes it back. She’s so averse to confrontation because she just doesn’t want to cause any trouble, and you can see her frustration when Alex confronts her on the phone about her feelings for him.

There are so many minor characters that are great. Mitchell is one of the most awkward characters I’ve ever seen in a movie, and you both feel bad for him and want him to just leave Marnie alone sometimes. Marnie’s friend Dave has a funny bit about how people love sitting on his lap. And awkward, aloof Alex can be a pretty big asshole, but it’s easy to get a sense for his chemistry with Marnie. The movie ends on a perfect note, with them as friends, but with Marnie refusing to play his games and fall for his charm anymore.

When it comes down to it, though, what made this movie so special to me, what made me sit there in silence for a few seconds afterward, is the sheer realness of it all. Anger is rendered as passive-aggression and quiet irritation rather than explosive rage. Sadness is silent observation and quiet utterances of “fuck.” Happiness is small smiles and wistful gazes and short little laughs. What interests me about these movies—and what will keep me coming back to them, both in these Weekend Watches and long into the future—is how it feels like I’m sitting in on an intimate gathering of characters who are real people I could easily meet tomorrow. Sometimes, being able to recognize the humanity in a film is enough.