Ni!
As King of the Britons, I order you to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail tonight at 7 PM at the Michigan Theater.
Remember: You don’t vote for kings.
You’ll learn a few things, such as the ASB velocity of an unladen swallow (African or European? I don’t know that!), how to identify a witch, or how to stop an English invasion. You have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.
Make sure you get your tickets, or I shall say “Ni!” to you again.
Note: This is a Passport to the Arts event! If you show your Passport, the event is free!
BONUS: How I Became King
