Preview: Poe’s Got Nothing on These Poets

The one and only U-Club Poetry presents another of their amazing slams. Whether you like poetry, your friend drags you to these events, or you are required to attend one for a class, U-Club Poetry Slams draw a very diverse and supportive crowd to the Michigan Union. Everyone should attend to see the wide range of talented writers and performers that hide in the masses of the U of M student body. Who knows, you may even see me, Danny Fob, up on stage performing in the slam (hint hint). Plus the entrance fee is only $3.00. Can you get better than that? Also bring a little extra to donate to the winnings jar. The best slammer wins a jar of cash donated by the audience! So don’t forget:

U-Club Poetry Slam
Thursday, November 5, 2009
8:30pm to 10:45pm
U-Club in the Union

This is also a very special slam because it features two, count em’, two key-note poets; Adam Falkner and Jon Sands. For more info, join the Facebook event. There are already 70 confirmed guests!

Danny Fob; Artist and Art Reviewer

Review: Robin Williams and His Talking Rectum

Twas quite a night for Hill Auditorium when Robin Williams and his raunchy brand of comedy came to town this past Friday.  Having waited since March (after Williams postponed most of his tour in order to have and recover from open-heart surgery) with expensive tickets in hand, the Hill Auditorium crowd was edging to laugh and laugh hard.  A sold-out crowd welcomed Williams, and the two jumbo screens streaming live video of his antics all night, with a long and loud ovation.

Early on, Williams showed he had done his homework.  While many comedians have an established nightly routine, Willliams spent his first 20 minutes clowning on local issues.  Among other topics, he commented on Rich Rodriguez and the Michigan football team (“Coach Rodriguez is having extra practice sessions – not that they’re really helping right now”), Detroit (Canada’s “neighbor with a meth lab”), as well as noting that  “Kwame Kilpatrick makes Marion Berry look like Nelson Mandela”.  This local flavor won the crowd over immediately.

From there, Williams physicality and character humor took center stage.  As we know from his many roles in film, Williams truly becomes his characters.  In his 90-minute set, he became celebrities (Gregory Peck reciting porno lines, Arnold Schwarzenegger failing to pronounce “California”, former MLB pitcher Dock Ellis who pitched a no-hitter on LSD, Joe Biden campaigning for “Barack America”, Walter Kronkite telling a sexual joke- to name a few), animals (Scottish raccoons protesting recycling, a cat antagonizing a dog, and more), and he was, often times, himself- speaking about his heart surgery, his alcoholism, his movies, and his family.

Unfortunately, Williams’s material lost its edge in the second half of the show.  Gone were the local references or the riffs on current events.  Instead, Williams took turns with “Fuck”, “Asshole” (usually referring to his actual ass hole), and “Rectum” to pull laughter from his audience.  His especially vulgar set- a slightly uncomfortable scene for this 19 year old surrounded by the 50+’ers that could afford the tickets- relied upon material that, although consistently drawing a strong response, is no longer fresh.  Along with his talking rectum, Williams continued to mock the already most-ridiculed person of the decade, former President George W. Bush, as well as prolonged rants on the 2008 presidential campaign and Sarah Palin, along with many other not-so-current events.  Yes, Williams has not toured since 2003 so this is perhaps new material for him, but, in the meantime, the rest of the stand-up world, not to mention Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have squeezed this material dry.

Williams left Hill Auditorium to a standing ovation and a pleased crowd.  He made funny faces, did impeccable impersonations, and shocked the crowd with his slew of obscenities and innuendos.  However, despite his early success in commentary on local issues, Williams’s material failed to showcase his status as a master of modern culture.

Bennett Stein.  Ann Arbor, MI. bstei@umich.edu. No Shirt, No Radio-Wednesdays @ Midnight-1:30am.  WCBN.

PREVIEW: Jamy Ian Swiss – Sleight of Hand: How Bodies Fool Minds

A part of the Penny W. Stamps Distinguished Visitors Series

When: November 5th, 2009 5:10pm

Where: Michigan Theater (603 East Liberty Street, near Starbucks)

Tickets: there are none, the event is free!

Can optical illusions and sleight of hand be considered art? Jamy Swiss has quite the topic to discuss at this Penny Stamps Lecture. Hear what he has to say about the “real work of a magician,” how body language affects deception, and how psychology can be more important than speed. Stop by for an out of the ordinary lecture!

If you would like to read more about Jamy Swiss, here is a link to Penny Stamps Lecture Series Website: http://art-design.umich.edu/stamps/detail/jamy_ian_swiss

PREVIEW: Robin Williams’s New Aortic Valve

First off, an introduction is in order- My name is Bennett Stein.  I’m a second year undergraduate student from Ann Arbor.  I’ll be writing on this here blog with some type of regularity.  I do encourage you to comment on the posts (“Oh man, Bennett, you’re so full of it.” or “Oh man, Bennett, you’re so god damn handsome” or “Meh, Bennett, you’re pretty so-so”), or, in addition, feel free to email me at bstei@umich.edu.  Finally, tune in to No Shirt, No Radio every Wednesday night from midnight-1:30am on WCBN (88.3 or live stream) where I will continue to spin the funky and the weird every week.

However, the real deal is that Robin Williams is finally performing at Hill Auditorium this Friday night, October 30.  Scheduled to perform here on March 28, Williams was out of commission for the past six months after a surgery to replace his aortic valve, repair his mitral valve, and correct his irregular heartbeat. 

We know Robin Williams mostly from his extensive cinematic career that includes an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in Good Will Hunting- one of his least funny roles- as well as outstanding performances in classics such as Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Mrs. Doubtfire and many others.  But, he has also found great success as a stand up comedian.  In 2004, Comedy Central named him 13th on the list of “100 Greatest Stand Up Comedians of All Time”.

Williams is back- he grew up in the Detroit burbs – and healthy and should rock a packed Hill Auditorium.  Ticket prices are steep but there’s no better working comedian out there these days (broken link, updated!).  Find a cracked window-get into Hill this Friday evening.

Robin Williams Stand Up

Bennett.  Ann Arbor, MI.

No Shirt, No Radio, Wednesday night 12-1:30am, WCBN (88.3 or wcbn.org)

REVIEW: Halloween Concert 10/25

Halloween Concert – Costumes Galore!

University Symphony Orchestra and University Philharmonic Orchestra

Program:
March of the Little Goblins  —————————————— Adam Glaser
Overture to Die Fledermaus (The Bat) —————————– Johann Strauss, Jr.
Night on Bald Mountain ———————————————Modest Mussorgsky
The Fairy Garden from Mother Goose —————————-Maurice Ravel
Funeral March of the Marionettes ———————————Charles Gounod
Storm from Peter Grimes ——————————————- Benjamin Britten
Witches’ Sabbath from Symphonie Fantastique —————–Hector Berlioz
The Ride of the Valkyries ——————————————-Richard Wagner
Star Wars Medley—————————————————– John Williams

Wow – I never thought serious musicians would ever dress up in crazy costumes for a classical music concert! But when I walked into Hill Auditorium, the first thing I saw was the sea of bumblebees, angels, bunnies, and other, interesting yet occasionally unidentifiable costumes. Fully impressed, I thought back to my high school days when our conductor told us to dress up for the holiday concerts, and I was the only one in the violin section with reindeer antlers.

Before each piece, the conductor walked on staged and gave a little introduction to the piece through a comical skit which left the audience laughing. The conductor of “The Fairy Garden” frolicked and skipped on stage in an elaborate ballerina-like costume complete with a giant tutu and colorful leggings. My favorite was the “invisible” conductor for the “Witches’ Sabbath.” Creaky door sounds and footsteps sounds were played as the stage door opened and closed (no person passed through), but the most mysterious part was when the music, or rather, a giant piece of cardboard, on the stand flipped back and forth. This happened several time times during the piece and though I scrutinized every slight movement of the first row of musicians, I could not figure out who was moving the “music!”

All the pieces in this program were pretty short, living up to the advertised “fun for the entire family.” Maybe I’m used to long symphonies and concertos – I actually wished the pieces were a little longer, but the short concert is perfect for friends who may not be as interested in long classical pieces.

By far, the best part of the concert was the encore when the orchestra played the “Ghostbusters” theme song and the conductors danced on staged, especially since I knew one of the conductors from when I played in the Campus Symphony Orchestra!

At the end, one of the conductors asked the audience who had attended the concert last year. Many people raised their hands. Then he asked about the past 5 years. The past 10 years. And finally, the past 20 years – several people raised their hands! I loved the enthusiasm of the whole orchestra – they wanted to be there and they were excited to play for the audience. And we were all just as excited to watch the performance. 1 year down, 19 more to go!

Preview: Free Ingrid Michaelson Performance and Signing!

Ingrid Michaelson
Ingrid Michaelson

Who doesn’t love a free event?  If you have some downtime this Wednesday and you’re an Ingrid Michaelson fan be sure to stop by Borders on State street for a good old time.  Borders offers many great and free events so if you’ve never been to a “Live at 01” event, I’d be sure to check it out.  Ingrid Michaelson will be performing a sold out show at The Ark the preceding night so if you weren’t able to snag tickets, this is a great opportunity to see her perform a few live songs, which will be broadcasted on Ann Arbor’s 107.1, and get some photos or an autograph.  I myself will definitely be there so if you’re interested, it is suggested to arrive at Borders around 9:oo a.m. that morning to ensure you get a wristband.  The actual event is at 12:30 p.m. so how about you stop by for some afternoon downtime and a relaxing show to get your day off to an awesome start.

If you’ve never heard of Ingrid Michaelson, her songs have been featured on Grey’s Anatomy and she provided the national anthem for sweaters in the infamous Old Navy commercials.  Here is a link to a video last time she was at Borders.  As you can see, it’s likely to be a wonderful event all happening down the street from class.  Take a break from midterms and soak up some music to calm your nerves.

Just to recap…

What: Ingrid Michaelson Show and Signing

When: Wednesday, October 28th 12:30 p.m. (arrive at 9 for wristbands)

Where: Borders on State Street

How much: FREE!

Why: Cause who really wants to study in between classes anyways?